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01

Jun

Introspection

Don’t you hate when all the things your were thinking and feeling were really non-existent and all in your head? Actually I hate that I was so wrapped up in imagined feelings that I took for granted what I had.

Don’t do this. It strains relationships, causes arguments…and when you have finally hashed everything out and days later you realize what a moron you were…you feel horrible.

I guess that is why I married a good man, so I know he will forgive me and we can move on.

I know that I can change. Change is good. Change…has actually been freeing. I feel better about myself…and just in relation to myself, no one else.

27

May

This is awesome!
meghantonjes:

radiationkid:

southern-humidity:


Ben & Jerry’s release combination lock that fits on tubs to stop others stealing your ice cream

Need this now so my family will stop mooching off my ice cream.

Omfg this is absolutely amazing

the point where you realize you have a problem.

This is awesome!

meghantonjes:

radiationkid:

southern-humidity:

Ben & Jerry’s release combination lock that fits on tubs to stop others stealing your ice cream

Need this now so my family will stop mooching off my ice cream.

Omfg this is absolutely amazing

the point where you realize you have a problem.

Shiny teeth!

Julie:
Who do want to show your shiny teeth too?
Owen:
Orcas!
Melissa:
Owen...I am not an orca!
*Conversations with 2 year old's while getting their teeth brushed are hilarious!*

24

May

Reasons you should let your grown up sister live with you

  1. Let’s face it. She is pretty cool.
  2. She has many clothes you can borrow!
  3. She can watch Kaleb while you shower.
  4. She can watch Kaleb while you go on dates with your husband.
  5. You can have dance parties while listening to “Feel so close.”
  6. She can return your library books.
  7. She can go shopping with you.
  8. She can wake up early with Kaleb so you and your husband can sleep in!
  9. She gets you hopelessly addicted to United States of Tara. And then you cry together that is was canceled.
  10. You can reminisce about your childhood.
  11. She can help you make fun of Steve.
  12. She can clean your bathrooms!

 

23

May

An example of Steve’s thoughts…

I found this Blog, and the author has a post about how important his friends are to him. This is so Steve. He loves his friends so much, he would do anything for them…and they have already done the anything him. Here is an excerpt from aformentioned blog and post that really gives you a glimpes into the psyche of my man:

“I have friends I consider brothers. They know this. I have told them… I have been helped so much by these people in so many ways. They may tell you that I have done the same, but that barely matters. I love them, as much as anyone could love someone. The least I can do is try to keep up with them. Not as in, catch up with them, but grow with them and try to better both our lives.”

You totally choose your friends. Steve has surrounded himself with great friends, I have yet to come across similar people. His friends are now my friends, and they just blow my mind. I love them too.

This is how I imagine you work Hannah Joy Bob.

This is how I imagine you work Hannah Joy Bob.

Do marriage licenses expire?

Steve:
Marriage licenses should expire. Cuz then when you get caught
Melissa:
thwack (hand connects with Steve's leg)
Steve:
you just be like, it expired!
Melissa:
thwack (thwarted whence trying to purple nurple Steve)
Steve:
Imagine you had to like fill out the mileage, like when you renew your plates!
Melissa:
thwack, pow, bam (my tiny fists of fury attack)

Ogres make good husbands

This morning Steve got up with Kaleb. It was glorious. Even more glorious, he did the dishes! Whoot for me!

chicken scratches: the best time I scared an ogre

heyderpette:

By personal request, my brother-in-law asked me to blog about him more because his ego is enormous and apparently the blog his wife has dedicated to their marriage is not enough.

The past few days I have been sleeping on the couch in the basement. This is for three reasons:

  1. There’s stuff on…

22

May

Wanna use my island?

Steve:
Does it have running water?
Coworker:
Well if you take a bucket to the lake and fill it with water and then run...then you have running water.